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[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 days ago (2 children)

why does this gat dang kid keep complaining about his itchy knee?!?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I do have eczema, so maybe they did think that's what I was saying.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

san yon go roku shichi hachi kyu jyu!

...jyu-ichi jyu-ni jyu-san...

Ok I'll stop now.

Ahem, not bilingual, but I definitely have a small chunk of Japanese drilled into my head after a decade + of Karate, haha.