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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

When it was time to decide whether to order DoorDash or go to the grocery store, you had enough fucks to get out the door. But when it comes time to put the cart back, you're suddenly at bingo fucks and need to immediately RTB?

May all your shits be runny.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, its the people that wish ill on those they feel morally superior to that would be the best arbiters of society

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Don't try sucking up to me now.