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[–] [email protected] 211 points 2 months ago (29 children)

If you scatter carts in random places the supermarket has to employ someone to collect them. So you are a job creator^TM^. This is why I never return my cart, and also why I jump on cartons of milk in the dairy aisle and take a dump in the broccoli.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (4 children)

That explains Elon Musk. He's a job creator, right? Destroyer of everything.

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