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[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Does it still work against demons and spirits?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

That's just propoganda by big demons. They want to you to buy salt so they can season you. Why do you think people say garlic will repel vampires. Sheple, all are sheple. That's just vampire propoganda.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Yep! Any kind of powder will work. Salt, sugar, cocaine, whatever.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Imagine getting murdered by faeries because you used low-salt salt for your magic circle like an idiot.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yes but you have to use twice as much.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Unless you just want the 9 salt pictures

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This demon is trying to trick you into spending twice as much on summoning salt because they have stock in the company!

Also it won't work and demons will eat your ass in a non-consensual way, salt is used as a symbol of purity and the additives/mixture by definition make it non-pure (salt).

No, the question really is whether potassium chloride by itself would work, also being pure (potassium) salt.