Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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I had a neighbour who embalmed his own wife. (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I always love thinking about what wild cats could do to a person.

I think of what a five pound angry house cat can do to you ... it will roll around like a snake in your hands, dazzled in fur, spiked with razor blades. It will cut and scratch you until you bleed in 20 different places.

Now turn that cat into a 100lb animal that has daggers instead of razor blades.

EDIT: typos from fat fingers on a phone