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Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon tries to find greentexts in their natural habitat (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago (7 children)

how to find authentic green texts on 4chan?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

WTMYWTSC on /gif/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

WTMYWTSC

What does that mean?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

webms that make you want to say "cool"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

don't go to /b/

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Check out the regular occurring generals and threads that ask specifically for people's stories. GreenTexts outside of that are shunned because they don't want the board spammed by blogposting.

A lot of the posts are shit unless you share the hobby. You will be sifting through so much shit to find something mildly entertaining. I would not recommend.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Browse /b/ or /int/ long enough

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can't tell if you're joking, malicious, stupid or sincere.

Take my sage.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Thx bby

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Here's the fun thing about greentexts: you can in theory write them on any other platform.

> gets politician called as evil stalinist by other
> looks inside
> the mildest form of social democracy imaginable

Also other platforms, such as Lemmy are often better than 4chan.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The text isn't green tho

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Unreadable

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean, it won't be written by anon, but why not

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But what if you are anon

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I'm dch82, not anon

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Step 1. Give up your sanity

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I thought 4chan was the kind of place where if you ever had sanity at any point in your life you are already at a disadvantage?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago

That’s the great part, you don’t