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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (8 children)

Food in general is one reason I haven't been to a theater in decades. I hate listening to the endless crinkle of wrappers, the shoveling in of popcorn, etc. I really don't want to smell the stink of the burger and fries you brought in or the crunching of the bag. It is bad enough when someone brings their smelly meal onto a plane and I have to smell it for an hour.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Damn, I'm sorry to hear that. Food has always been my favorite part of the experience.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Popcorn, specifically. I used to go to our local theater for the popcorn. They have a ticket plus large popcorn and drink for $9, it's a great deal. Then I figured out how to make my own popcorn that tastes just like the theater stuff with ghee and fine salt, so now I'm more inclined to just stay home and make my own.

Still gotta do the drive-in at least once a year, though.

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