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A woman brought her own snacks to Despicable Me 4. Then the police arrived (www.theguardian.com)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What are you gonna grow it during the movie

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Now you're thinking!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bros gonna bring a time box into the theater.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

It’s a primordial soup of amino acids and lightning officer!