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Nobody asked. She's not gonna fuck you anyway. If I had her body I'd go out of my way to make it known to everyone that I would never fuck you specifically.
Ok, so wait, you're mad cause I don't want to fuck her? I mean do you? That's kinda creepy. I appreciate her as a person and as an artist, but you seem hungup on her looks and fuckability, so clearly you're the weirdo here. I See her and go "nice girl, very talented" but you go "omg I wish I could wake up as her so I could jack off with her body!" But I'm the one who's wrong?
Pathetic. Your opinion on girls doesn't matter. My suggestion is, keep it to yourself. Only dickheads rate women online.
Get off your high horse internet virgin
Loser.