Kill myself
this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2024
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Donate money to environment, open source, select political causes, THEN fly your airplane into the heritage foundation headquarters
Transfer $100 mil to my old self's bank account. I don't know if this body swap is permanent.
I'd put a picture of myself on Facebook setting fire to a MAGA hat and give conservatives the stroke they've been winding up for about T Swizzle for the last six weeks.
Transfer all wealth and assets to socialist causes, liquidize what I can and have. Have a stiff drink. Record a video where I declare myself loyal to the anticapitalist cause and the steps I took so far. All houses are now open to be ransacked come and get it.
Then I dunno, turn the swifties into a paramilitary organization that will join the struggle against the capitalist class.
That would be a pretty good day.
why am I seeing Taylor Swift everywhere? Is she running for presidency?
It's fascist propaganda. It's not just that they don't like her endorcing Biden or the conspiracy theories, it's also good distraction from real issues. It's working really well too.
Honestly find how the real Taylor felt about actual issues and her fans as best as possible and then just put it out as a press piece.
No more false figurehead that their conscious only exists as the imaginary paradox of all of their believers. People love to talk on her behalf on how she feels about things and it always seems to agree with them.
I am breaking the swifties and giving a real person to look at and not a mascot.
Freak out because I only know one of her songs and I'm about to go on stage.
Step up to the guillotine
me personally: make a lemmy instance
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