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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The fursona wouldn't matter on that specific jet. It also has an onboard microwave. You can paint your waifu AND bring frozen tendies under the seat.

That would definitely fuck with the stealth of some of the more modern combat aircraft though

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Frozen tendies? Microwaved frozen chicken strips? I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Oh shit, yeah, is that a B-1?

You actually could make a microwave that's stealth-friendly, if you got it shielded enough. I wonder if that's been considered, or even done.

Edit: Yes, on the B-2.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's a bone. The f111 looking nose combined with the girthmaster deluxe front landing gear are the tells in this picture.

As it turns out, aircrew need to be able to eat shit and sleep onboard if you want significant loiter capabilities. That was my favorite part of aircrew banter; eagle crews escorting bones liked to show off how fast and agile their jets are, and the bone crew would show off by flying straight and level for a bit while they heated up their lunch then shit in a toilet instead of a diaper