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[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

IDK why but this just made me think of Dodgeball.

"Who's Steve the Pirate?"

"Literally the only player on the team that dresses up like a pirate?"

"We have a player that dresses up like a pirate?!"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Well then who will I share all this treasure with"

Arrrrr????

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Curse your sudden - but inevitable - betrayal!

Oh wait, wrong property.