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[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

IDK why but this just made me think of Dodgeball.

"Who's Steve the Pirate?"

"Literally the only player on the team that dresses up like a pirate?"

"We have a player that dresses up like a pirate?!"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Well then who will I share all this treasure with"

Arrrrr????

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Curse your sudden - but inevitable - betrayal!

Oh wait, wrong property.