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To Fix CrowdStrike Blue Screen of Death Simply Reboot 15 Straight Times, Microsoft Says (www.404media.co)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

it's easier than waiting in line for their IT help desk to deliver them their boot encryption key

Especially when the encryption keys are all stored on a Windows server that's bootlooped