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He will weep. (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I am pretty sure I can beat Jordan Pattersons ass.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Jordan Pattersons

I'm enjoying the thought that some random Patterson is out there summoned to this challenge, answering the call ready to beat the pants off you, with no reason other than "he challenged, I accepted"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

That was a thing once. Don't remember which name it was, but they made a group with many people sharing the name, set a time and place for the fight, then got together there. A kid won.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Josh fight

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

That's the one. Quite wholesome.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I could make him cry.

[–] MuAraeOracle 3 points 5 months ago

Start saying: Neener neener neener and he will start tearing up.