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This should sum up the entire thing: Ben Shapiro, who's wife is a doctor, doesn't understand that women's vaginas get when when they're sexually aroused.
https://www.jezebel.com/wet-pussy-stumps-ben-shapiro-1844678613
When when
Yeah that's because his wife doesn't get wet lmao
Not for Ben anyway.
They obviously do. They're feigning ignorance and outrage to get views and it's still working all these years later. It's click bait and we all fell for it.
It's like saying "OMG you're so happy you're over the moon? You know AKSCHUALLY it's impossible to use your legs to achieve escape velocity from the Earth and you'd actually die of asphyxiation because there's no air in space, I should know my mom works for NASA"
I mean his whole thing is an act. Like Alex Jones except he hasn't admitted it yet. Most alt right grifters are.
So... you're saying that Ben Shapiro is winning by getting people to believe that he doesn't know how to sexually satisfy a woman?
yes it's like those fake ads for shitty pay to win mobile games they just need a few whales to win, most people will just think Shapiro is an idiot but once in a while someone will actually think he's smart and buy his books hit like and subscribe etc
You are making no sense. Why would he want most people to think that he is incapable of pleasuring a woman? Why would any heterosexual male want most people to think that?
I don't understand why you think the "unable to please women" factor would result in enough signups to be worth humiliating himself like that.
It's not about what he's trying to be remembered for, it's just about being remembered. That's enough: infamy.
The claim above was he was doing it to get listeners.
But I don't believe either of you.
I don't believe that he was getting the world to think that he didn't know how to pleasure a woman to get listeners and I don't believe that he was getting the world to think that he didn't know how to please a woman so he would be remembered (especially when he will be remembered for lots of other reasons).
Come on, folks. Use some Occam's razor here. This is Ben Shapiro. He's a weird, awkward little gnome who cares about no one but himself. He just doesn't know how to pleasure a woman. He would be far from the only man.
wait you live on the internet where trolls are more common than memes and you don't believe that someone would intentionally lie to get attention?
you think a man who is married genuinely doesn't know how a vagina works?
Plenty of women can tell you about how their husbands of many years never pleasured them sexually. You can't really be unaware of that, can you?
You corrected that but not "wet"?
I thought it was not that she didn't know about the wetness (self lubrication), more that she didn't understand the squirting orgasm, which is what the track is talking about at one point.
I like your physics.
jump around and jiggle your sackles
Flying Squid was saying that Ben Shapiro himself doesn't understand women's self-lubrication, and also that his wife is a doctor.
Correct.
Ben's more of a foot man than a pee man.
I can only image their sex life is either very ridged, and awkward, or it's like sex dungeon stuff.
She wishes it was ridged
he probably keeps one of those bronzed, muscle bound, Trump images, the magas like so much, on his headboard, to keep it up