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Israel Assures It Doing Everything Possible To Minimize Civilians (www.theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

“Let me be clear: Our war is against Hamas. We have explicitly instructed our commanders that they should take pains so there are as few innocent men, women, and children in Gaza as humanly possible.”

Brutal. Well done, Onion writers