this post was submitted on 29 Jun 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 139 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Two people told me the salad I was making at the grocery store salad bar looked good. I was like damn. I’m really good at making salads.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Yeah it's like brb pivoting to make salads my whole personality now rofl

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

Don't knock yourself down! I'm sure your glitter is great too!