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Stop comparing programming languages (programming.dev)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Stop comparing programming languages

Python is versatile
JavaScript is powerful
Ruby is elegant
C is essential
C++
Java is robust

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

            
              Rust has safety and efficiency close to C
Perl is processing most of your healthcare records
Ada is doing space stuff
Go is going places

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

93% of Paint Splatters are Valid Perl Programs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

What happens if I run paint splatters through OCR? Hmmmmm that random output looks like Perl. Holy shit it is Perl!

This actually happening is one reason I love the internet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Perl? Nah, in this country its vb6, C#, java, gupta/centura and javascript :')
Source: been working for multiple healthcare market leaders in this country for 5 years now