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Stop comparing programming languages

  • Python is versatile
  • JavaScript is powerful
  • Ruby is elegant
  • C is essential
  • C++
  • Java is robust
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Stop comparing tools

  • Hammer is heavy
  • Wrench is elegant
  • Saw is versatile
  • Screwdriver
  • Drill is exciting

such pointless

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Java is robust haha

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

JavaScript is powerful

Old joke (yes, you can tell):

"JavaScript: You shoot yourself in the foot. If using Netscape, your arm falls off. If using Internet Explorer, your head explodes."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Tea? i saw it once in a wikipedia article.

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