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[–] [email protected] 68 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They filled the truck beds with a bunch of fish. It's actually cod racing.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Actually they filled the truck beds with grass-covered surface soil. It's actually sod racing.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wrong again, they filled both trucks with metal poles, this is rod racing.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Still wrong, the beds are obviously empty. Only some people can enter this race, this is Todd racing.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Turns out the beds are filled with the discarded shells from shucking peas. This is Pod Racing…

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Nah, they actually filled them with collectible cardboard bottle caps. This is POG Racing

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It was a convoluted Dutch smuggling operation, the event was a cover. This is clog racing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

These are all lies to cover up that each truck was filled with one obese dead body. This is called bod racing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Those are priests behind the wheel of those cars. It's God Racing.