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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

As a new born I guess:

  1. Find my moms breast
  2. Drink milk
  3. Sleep
  4. Pee and poop
  5. GOTO 1
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I suppose next would be die because of the infant mortality rate

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

Tits, self relief and death? That’s one more thing than I’m guaranteed at the moment, where do I sign up?