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[–] [email protected] 128 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Again? Sure

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

That's beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Just one more time... I want it, no, NEED it one more time

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

One for Martin, two for Martin.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (4 children)

It flows so nicely wouldn't you say?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

It does. I'll write a song with those lyrics.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry can I get it once more, I was watering my sofa

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Well of course you may, it would be a terribly sad thing to miss

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

badger badger, badger badger

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

OOOOhhhh it's a snaaake!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Which count of guilty is your favorite?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Has to be #34. Sitting there listening to the perfect run of guilty charges... You get to 31-32 and it's like you're holding a winning lottery ticket thinking "there's no way we get every single one"...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

It has to be 28, it's just such a wonderful one, the felony itself is great, and there's all that tension building.. simply extraordinay.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

There's just something about Count #26 that resonates with me.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I got you.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yo sorry I got distracted thinking about that orange fuckface being found guilty, could you start over?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm here to support.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

This is absolute brilliance.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Hell yeah

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago