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[–] [email protected] 69 points 5 months ago (4 children)

"I only murdered for a minute, tops!"

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"it would have been quicker too had the victim not resisted so much."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Thats why the cops yell at you to stop resisting after they shoot you.

(This joke got dark)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Joke? I am pretty sure that is s.o.p.

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