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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I called them once in tears and said I was going to kill myself and I needed someone to stop me and they were like "do you have a gun?" "How do you plan on doing it?" "If you have a weapon I'm going to send police to your location" and I was like "what the fuck stop why would you do that." And they said "if you're planning on killing yourself I'll send police to intercept you, if you're not then Why are you wasting my time"

That was sort of so shocking that I ended up confused and didn't kill myself

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

So it...worked? ๐Ÿ™ƒ

Sorry about all that, man. I'm glad you're still here and I hope things have been better since.