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[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Please God let this be a humorous post that somehow does not also find a way to manage to come true...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

I would have bought it if they said ifnot instead, it's the same number of characters and wouldn't require a major parser overhaul to support keywords with a ' in the name.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

i mean, “unless” tends to be the usual term for an “if not” keyword in languages that implement such a thing

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Which is awful and incredibly confusing. I hate ruby

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And Perl

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

And my axe!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, to be clear, I don't like it, I don't like it one bit:-P.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If not anybody have time for that.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

*ifn't*

Oh dear Lord what have I done!? :-P