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What sort of games would Kobolds make? Because I can definitely see them making From the Depths
I think "Totally Accurate Battle Simulator"
Uber religious knockoffs of other popular games with a reverence for dragons and a prevailing theme of self-loathing
Infinite play games that focus on collecting random shit for the highest score without any discernable benefit from doing so 'cept "bigger number heheh..."
Sounds like "Achievement Unlocked" would be something they'd make
Something like Cookie Clicker?
Presentable Money
Too polished, Cookie Clicker's a gnome game.
A kobold-made cookie clicker would only have 3 tiers of buildings and it wouldn't be a cookie. Probably some kind of tasty beetle I dunno I don't live in a mudhole.
Untitled Goose Game
ever hear of Bad Rats?
Kobold Space Program
You know, a character swap and making everything look rusty and recycled and I think you got yourself a grand mod there.
That could also double as Orky Speish Program. Just paint the rocket red and it'll go faster.
The safety program makes sense if it was designed by a kobold...