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[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Quick way to end up with Calvin-ball magic. "Oh, but the red ribbon disintegrates if I toot my wooden whistle, making it doubly weak to fire!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Turnabout and all that; now the enemies all start carrying wooden whistles they use right before casting fireball at you. At the very least, it would be silly and should hopefully get the players being extra careful as they craft their spells!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Ah, but they don't know about the anti-wooden whistle wax I dipped my ribbon in!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Presumably you have a limited number of wishes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

But then they're too awesome to use, so you never use them and never find out the enemies can use them against you.