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[–] [email protected] 299 points 5 months ago (5 children)

There are also only two different animals: elephants and non-elephants.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

There are elephants, non-elephants, and undetermined elephants.

This comment was made by the intuitionistic and/or fuzzy logic gang.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You either are crabs or have crabs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 132 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This comment needs way more approval

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Are these elephants in the room right now?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The elephants exist in a state of being in the room and not being in the room

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

You gotta address the elephant in the room for it to exist

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

As a non-elephant in the room I feel overlooked

[–] [email protected] 69 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I think you are mistaken actually the different types of animal are frogs and not frogs

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Crabs and not yet crabs.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Your both wrong there are crabs and then there are crabs 🦀🦀🦀🦀

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Crabs and will eventually evolve into crab.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Crabbbbb people craaaabbb peopleeee

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 JAGEX SERVERS ARE POWERLESS AGAINST AUTH DELAY 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

[–] [email protected] 63 points 5 months ago (3 children)

There are bullfrogs and elephant bulls, so we can conclude that {🐸}∩{🐘}⊂{🐂}

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think you actually want {🐸}∪{🐘}⊂{🐂} because ∪ is union and ∩ is intersection. There are no frogs that are also elephants so the set would be empty and thus couldn't contain any bulls. 😔

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Aktshually, the empty set is a subset of any other set 🤓

But also, the fact that frogs and elephants are disjunct is conjecture at this point

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

That’s a very frogressive thing to say.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Hmm perhaps some kind of sliding scale is in order