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Anon has fries (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Wdym bait?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There was a post on here a few days ago which got a lot of visibility which was a screenshot and/or meme about some guy who massively overreacted to a seagull stealing one of his chips (aka fries in USian), grabbing the seagull by the legs and slamming it into a wall, killing it 😬

I suspect that's what this other person thought your comment was subtly referencing 😅

(for the record I'm British and have had seagulls steal my chips multiple times, they're super bold in the UK and it's really annoying tbh but anyone who reacts by killing one is a psycho)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hmm I think I vaguely remember that post; definitely wasn't referencing it in my comment though.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

In case you're serious, I think the :/ conveys feelings of disappointment that seagulls leave you when you run out of fries, which has obvious implications in a romantic context.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Well maybe your not bating.

Like a seagull. :/

Where did seagull come from, did you have a pet seagull?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Seagulls are known for stealing food and running (well, flying) off with it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, then, never mind, I thought you were referencing another post. Sorry for the distraction.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

No worries, it happens lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

bro they fly everywhere, nobody knows where a particular seagull came from. replace it with a pigeon if that's more appropriate to your location

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They’re just outside waiting for fries.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

~~Well, then never mind, I thought you were refencing another post. Sorry for the distraction.~~

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m not the person you were talking to, to be clear. 🤪

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Darnnit, I need to double check these things.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Haha no worries I do the same thing all the time.