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US High School Student Loses Scholarship Over Social Media Twerking Video (www.ndtv.com)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Don’t worry he quoted the Bible

the principal had referred to Bible scripture on several occasions and informed her he was 'well within his right' to enact the discipline he chose

Ah yes, I forgot that Jesus came down to earth and said “don’t enjoy yourself women, your only purpose is just to have children under our neofascist theocratic regime”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

And Jesus said: Thou shall not SHAKE YOUR RUMP-AH