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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

JFC, that's not just bullshit, it's outright objectification and misogyny.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Don’t worry he quoted the Bible

the principal had referred to Bible scripture on several occasions and informed her he was 'well within his right' to enact the discipline he chose

Ah yes, I forgot that Jesus came down to earth and said “don’t enjoy yourself women, your only purpose is just to have children under our neofascist theocratic regime”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And Jesus said: Thou shall not SHAKE YOUR RUMP-AH