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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I met someone in a dream last night named Fobertleigh. There is no point to this, The post just reminded me of it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I dont think names ever come up in my dreams now that I think of it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I think in my dreams I already know who they are whether it's someone I know IRL or it's someone completely imaginary.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I rarely have sound in my dreams. I hear fine (when awake), just... don't bother rendering that part when I'm asleep!

I talk with people in dreams, sure; but there's no dialogue - I just kind of know what's been said.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

"Just call me Fob"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This sounds like the NPC I make up on the spot when the players ask the guard their name

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Pick a name and use it for every guard, except switch the first consonant every time.

They will get a kick out of it a few times, and then slowly learn that there's no point in asking the guard's name.

Lambert, Hambert, Tambert, Kambert, and Dambert all come from a long lineage of esteemed city guards :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Samwell, Blanewell, Roywell, Hatwell, Wealwell, Johnwell"

https://youtu.be/Odo3F1WqO4A

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Exactly! So hot, so solid... and a little bit sick of course :)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Maxwell immediately adopting an unexplained and unflappable admiration for Wealwell is such a Murph thing to do and I love it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's kinda neat. Out of curiosity did they tell you their name in the dream or did you just sort of know it?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They told me. I was at work and introducing myself to someone new. Looking back now, I think it was a girl I went to highschool with but her name most certainly wasn't Fobertleigh back then.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

I like to think this was your brain trying really really hard to remember her name too. Put her right in front of you in the dream and just cobbled together whatever sound clicked when all your neurons tried to focus on her at once. Brains are so silly