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[–] [email protected] 111 points 2 days ago (39 children)

Second one is also free cause we all would use it on Musk the moment the first one worked with Trump.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 days ago (16 children)

Im killing Putin first. Hes the core problem, and the most evil of the richest billionaire club.

Gonna need 2 freebies mate.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Does your freebie have to be one person or can it be, like, a population? Can you deathnote every conservative politician in a go? That'd be one fuck of a freebie.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

The method of death can be specified, and it never says that you can't summon a moderately sized bomb, or a virus that only kills under very specific circumstances. We're dealing with the supernatural, let's go a little wild.

...honestly, it never said you can't make the deaths wicked cool, man, so why don't we have a pile of gold fall from the sky onto our hated enemy that just by happenstance happened to be near me. Strange how the gold is mostly gone, officer, but I swear, it was like a dragon's hoard or something.

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