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[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 months ago (9 children)

Poor King Chuckles.

He’s waited his whole life to get the crown than he gets ass-cancer and people still disrespect his authority.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (8 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I'm an emperor because a moistened bint threw a scimitar at me!

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