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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Poor King Chuckles.

He’s waited his whole life to get the crown than he gets ass-cancer and people still disrespect his authority.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I didn't vote for him

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I'm an emperor because a moistened bint threw a scimitar at me!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

God himself gave him his authority, he doesn’t need your vote.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No, I talked with the FSM, they said the one true king of England was Wade Boggs.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Isn’t he dead?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's why he'd be such a good king!

All the tourism benefits, none of the problems.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

It worked for the French.