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Well capitalism is like getting a blow job, it's something that makes you feel good. Communism is more like sucking dick, like something no one wants to do. Yeah, pretty sure I got this figured out.
Edit - this is political memes and we're all very serious
When you assume everyone else's dick is as fugly as your own
If you like kissing, there's something similar about giving a blowjob. The lips are an erogenous zone and it's kind of the same soft sensation.
But if you insist on your comparison, capitalism is like forced deep-throating: cumming by making someone else vomit.
Speak for yourself, I personally love to give blowjobs/suck dick
Speak for yourself. Plenty of people actually enjoy foreplay, you know.
Can you elaborate? Because it seems like you're the meme
Yeah, I'm bored and posting dumb shit. it's a nonsensical analogy. If no one suckin dick, no one's getting blow jobs.
Plus you may prefer one or the other depending on your interests
This man needs the burn unit