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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The town's undertaker embalms everyone who does not embalm themselves. Who embalms the undertaker?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Always two there are, a master and an apprentice.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Every undertaker is morally oblieged to cary instructions for his job and when death knocks the person who finds the undertaker has to be the next one.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

The underclause

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

The under-under-taker