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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The secret code? Just tell them a racist joke and a give them a wink and you should be fine

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

you need the attitude too. Legs far apart, swagger. Dressup in as much suprplus military gear as you can find, the more useless and inappropriate for the situation the better. And dont forget your punisher patch.