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Since according to Bill Ackman the presence of a place you can buy eggs without a 100% markup is going to plunge NYC instantly into a Mad Max / Escape from New York style hellscape, what gangs are we all joining?

Personally I'm thinking the one of slightly sexy cultists who worship bodega cats.

How about you comrades?

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I want to be one of those generic goons from Double Dragon, or perhaps Final Fight or Streets of Rage

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

I'm the guy who has to watch the mayor's daughter while the other goons go off to fight Guy and Cody.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Whip type, flying kick type, punchy type, or big barrel through a crowd type?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Livin' that Abobo life for sure

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

Smoooooth.

And he is a canon New Yorker.