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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Do not fuck raw eggs or yeast, please.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

Yes, please pasteurize it first.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 22 hours ago

"Dropped raw chicken breast on penis and now it’s burning, please help"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Making it protein rich.