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[โ€“] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't text until we've had sex the first time as a rule, I show them my tiny penis and while they're in shock I let them know about my android too.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Hahahaha brilliant