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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

fetch, reset --hard, checkout -b and cherry-pick?

:-D

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nah, rebase -i, squash, fsck and reflog

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Must be an interesting work if you never add, commit or push.

Edit: How the hell did you get the repo without clone?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Pshaw, real programmers write out the contents of .git by hand.

(Also, it was a joke, the last two commands I listed are ones you'll ideally never need in your life)