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[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (4 children)

You could set up a system where the cat has to travel though a section on a scale and compare the pre/post weight. Add in a camera to capture photos of the cat on approach and departure (but not during the act) from those motion and weight sensor events.

Put it all together and you could have a bot that posts each trip with the duration and difference between entry and exit weight. There's probably something useful to learn from those patterns over time (particularly if it shows a sudden change) but mostly I just think it'd be funny if there was an automated system to congratulate a cat for a new personal all-time best or identify their #1 #2 of the week.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why not just weigh the litterbox instead of the cat?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

That had crossed my mind but the problem of figuring out a cat's weight while it's moving through the tunnel section seems like it could be interesting. I'd imagined it as something that would post to a Lemmy community with discrete entry and exit events as they happen and cat photos that don't include a direct view into the shit palace. Internet being internet, people could cheer the cat on or take bets on duration / weight and find other ways to mystify future historians with the things that hold our attention.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Or you can just put the poop castle on a scale.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

You mean do it manually, like a caveman? No I want to involve servos, circuits and microprocessors in this!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Classic beginners mistake, you'll bias your data based on the amount of litter sticking to things!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fair, I forgot about butt litter (I know we're joking anyway, but it's the same with solution 1 ;) ). Geez, thanks for the reminder, I was just about to eat. Mmmm, sprinkles.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Jokes or not, that is something I'd been thinking about with the weighing tunnel. Figured the couple extra steps should give most of the material time to drop off before reaching the scale. No idea how much of a difference it makes either way though.

This is why it's probably a good thing I don't have a cat. They'd get annoyed and trip me down a flight of stairs after about a week.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

You're amazing. I'm just watching Apollo-13 and as you're explaining your calculations it has an even more science-y vibe. It's hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Actually a good idea for older cats as they can get kidney disease. One sign is they start peeing super often. Happened to mine.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

For um science!