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[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not a bug exactly, but about ten years ago I was working as an iOS developer and to get around a major problem introduced by the app designer, I made use of a "private method", which is something an app supposedly gets rejected for by Apple. I came up with a way of hiding it and had to sweat out the approval period before it went live. Ten years later that shit is still there; I'm sure the developers currently responsible for the app don't even know it's there. I normally comment my code with an eye to helping future programmers understand what's going on and why, but this hack was one where I even obscured the comments.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What does "private method" mean in this context? Did you make use of an undocumented endpoint of the iOS API?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Objective-C does not enforce method access (e.g. private methods) at the runtime level. If you are sufficiently determined, there are no restrictions on what methods you can call, unlike Java or C# (AFAIK).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Java absolutely lets you do that with Reflections. You're not supposed to, and it's painfully slow, but the JVM is only marginally smarter than javac (and that's saying something) so there's nothing actually stopping you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I thought there was security code to stop that kind of thing. Granted, it's been over 10 years since I've done anything with Java more than tinkering with Minecraft mods.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Java did have a Security Manager that can be used to prevent this sort of thing. The original thinking was that the Java runtime would essentially be an OS, and you could have different applets running within the runtime. This required a permission system where you could confine the permissions of parts of a Java program without confining the entire thing; which led to the Java security manager.

Having said that, the Java Security Manager, while an interesting idea, has never been good. The only place it has ever seen significant use was in webapps, where it earned Java the reputation for being insecure. Nowadays, Java webapps are ancient history due to the success of Javascript.

The security manager was depreciated in Java 17, and I believe removed entirely in Java 21.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

If you are determined enough, it's not that slow 😉

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Yeah, same thing.