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Stupid evolution. (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago (2 children)

i'm incredibly salty about how our "only air please" tubes are connected to "everything goes through that" tubes, like what the fuck

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Supposedly, that little hack is what lets us talk.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

No, that just lets us talk out of the same hole we put other things into. The talking mechanism could be connected to just the air hole. And as a bonus, we could talk while eating and drinking.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget that our spine would prefer having us walk on all fours

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

But our hips were like, "nah fuck that. I'm up now."