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Are The Straights OK?
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Is someone holding these poor souls hostage and forcing them to be together?
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I wonder what an Upsilon male is. The Wikipedia gives us more options than I'd expected.
I imagine a phi male is just a bit out of phase with other guys.
A theta male always figures out his angle of approach before beginning something.
A lambda male fails at predictable intervals.
A mu male is just a guy. It may be mean to say it but he's utterly average.
And of course the omega male gets pregnant but not like in a trans way.
Curious what people suspect the other types of males are like.
Can you explain the omega ๐ซ?
So here are two youtube videos on the topic: Strange and Lindsay
Or Wikipedia if you'd prefer, though I definitely recommend the videos to if you're putting any mental punctuation behind any of your questions.
Tl;dr you'll never look at people calling themselves an alpha the same again
Pi males are a nonstop stream of irrational conspiracy theories
Tau males are gym bros (torque)
Delta Male thrusts exactly once, so hard he bottoms you out, and instantly has the biggest orgasm possible, then immediately rolls over and falls asleep.
Zeta Male is so mysterious that there is a $1,000,000 bounty on being able to predict his weak spots.
Nice lol