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‘The Onion’ Stands With Israel Because It Seems Like You Get In Less Trouble For That (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I always heard it the other way around. That restoring Israel would bring about the End Times, but also that the End Times are a good thing because it means the Kongdom of God will finally be realized. I went to a pentecostal summer camp, though, so that might have something to do with it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I bet God's dick is so big that when He wears protection it's called the Kongdom of God

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

Lol, didn't even notice. I'm leaving it