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‘The Onion’ Stands With Israel Because It Seems Like You Get In Less Trouble For That (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My parents and my entire family only support Israel because the Bible says "If Israel falls the world ends". It's all the religious right cares about which is a very large part of the US. All of these are just my opinion and i love constuctive conversation. It's really a massive mix of things and just for me to minimize it to religion isnt exactly right.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I always heard it the other way around. That restoring Israel would bring about the End Times, but also that the End Times are a good thing because it means the Kongdom of God will finally be realized. I went to a pentecostal summer camp, though, so that might have something to do with it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I bet God's dick is so big that when He wears protection it's called the Kongdom of God

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

Lol, didn't even notice. I'm leaving it