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Transcription: a Twitter thread from Gary Bernhardt.

  • You, the one who is reading this! You don't need Kubernetes!
  • Also microservices.
  • Also queues that are separate from your primary database (for most apps).
  • Google cosplay is not business-critical.

Source: https://twitter.com/garybernhardt/status/1344341213575483399

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (3 children)

What's even up with that guy? What's he trying to accomplish? Spammers confuse me.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

Sneed is light. Jannies are darkness.

The janny is the accursed one, fit only to consume feces.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

I feel like they were banned or something and decided to go scorched Earth on Lemmy

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

Some bored kid, I would assume.