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Google cosplay is not business-critical (programming.dev)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Transcription: a Twitter thread from Gary Bernhardt.

You, the one who is reading this! You don't need Kubernetes!
Also microservices.
Also queues that are separate from your primary database (for most apps).
Google cosplay is not business-critical.

Source: https://twitter.com/garybernhardt/status/1344341213575483399

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

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